unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

my talents include sleeping eating and thinking of a good comeback two hours after someone has said something rude to me

tapdancers:

new  pokemon announced (100% official)

  • pikachu  the second  just  like pikachu but taller
  • president carter
  • bulbasaur
  • peugot 106
  • 534.12
  • sporty spice from the spicegirls
  • all members of the us senate

upgraders:

when I die donate my blog to science 

starllex:

*dad voice* not in this economy

iguanamouth:

-FLIES OFF INTO THE SUN-