unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

my talents include sleeping eating and thinking of a good comeback two hours after someone has said something rude to me

tapdancers:

new  pokemon announced (100% official)

• pikachu  the second  just  like pikachu but taller
• president carter
• bulbasaur
• peugot 106
• 534.12
• sporty spice from the spicegirls
• all members of the us senate

upgraders:

when I die donate my blog to science 

nicolascagesempai:

im done

starllex:

*dad voice* not in this economy

aubrey-plaza:

#where god didn’t bless you with height he repaid you in boobs

iguanamouth:

-FLIES OFF INTO THE SUN-